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So just for laughs, I thought I’d use this voice-mail on my phone, for whenever my friends wanted to contact me they’d hear this random voice-mail when I wasn’t available. That idea suddenly went bad when I realized that the person who has arranged a job interview also rang me once before, meaning they’ve heard this.

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jjjjaaaaccckkkieeee:

lyricistlv:

psychedeliculture:

my-heart-doesnt-beat—it-wobbles:

raversaurusrex:

Eric Prydz - EPIC 3.0 

Hit me with those 32 lasers…

Heaven

Holy shit….

wowza

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onlinewifey:

smack that ass from 8 feet away

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lohanthony:

god is real and his prop of existence is within this mac and cheese

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foxxycleopatra:

happy halloween

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the-personal-quotes:

Are you a teen? This blog is for you!

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demengineerz:

vicariouspotato:

It’s all yours my friend

I like this picture.

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cantwaitforpizza:

i can’t stop laughing he’s like what no climb

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unclefather:

my mom: sierra you’re in trouble
me: why
mom: there is cereal in the toilet

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